There was a man who was concerned about his wifes hearing. Thinking that she was going deaf - he called their doctor to see what his first step should be when talking with his wife about possible hearing aids. The doctor suggested that he try an 'at home test' to see where her hearing loss was at. He told him to stand about 40 feet away, with his wifes back to him and ask her a question... if she didn't answer he was to move into 30 ft, 20 ft and maybe even 10 ft - until she answered.
The man was waiting for dinner to be done that evening and thought this would be the perfect time to try out this hearing test. So at about 40 ft away he says "Honey, what's for dinner?" - with no response the man moves to about 30ft "Honey, what's for dinner?"... Still no response the husband tries at 20 ft - then 10ft... finally he gets up right behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"
Her response was... "Damon, for the fifth time - I said Chicken!"
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Hee, hee, hee! (Please note that I did the hee hees properly for my father-in-law.)
Leave it to the jokester to post one of her famous jokes on her blog.
I have a request - Tomorrow I would like to see a picture of Damon with his sweatpants on and hiked up!!
Now THAT'S always funny!
Talk to you tomorrow morning as you hoof it to work.
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