Thursday, April 17, 2008

From the Mind of Damon...

Why do we park in drive-ways and drive in park-ways?

Why do we put names of Hockey and Football Teams on baseball caps?

If the number 2 pencil is sooo great - why is it still number 2?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark - if so, where'd he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles - they have the same number of letters?

If I had to have my legs amputated - would I have to change my height and weight on my drivers license?

And last but not least...

Can bald men get lice?

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