Thursday, April 10, 2008

The 'Law Report'...

I really can't resist posting a few of the Grand Rapids Herald Reviews 'Law Reports'...

Littering: A resident of Lynn Road in Grand Rapids reported littering. There is a suspect.

Burglary: An unlocked apartment on Seventh Street Southeast in Grand Rapids was reorted burglarized. Taken was a DVD player, a knife, candle and possibly more. No value given.

Computer Fraud: A resident of Ninth Avenue Northeast in Grand Rapids reported that he had received an e-mail stating someone had used his bank account.

And the best Law Report for the week of April 7th:

Burglary: A home on Third Avenue in Grand Rapids was burglarized. Entry was non-forced and nothing was reported missing.

2 comments:

Emily said...

I've decided to "un-lurk" myself and post a comment finally. :o)

Hehe...those are as good as some of the Deer River police reports. Whenever the Craig Bergeron clan makes a visit back home thats one of the first things that we all do: grab a stack of the latest Western Itasca Reviews and check out the police reports.

The Hanson Hat Trick said...

Thanks for making me giggle!