Should have thought this one through... a gentleman drove to the Grand Rapids Police Department on Monday to report a crime in progress. The problem was - he'd been drinking, couldn't remember what the crime was and DROVE to the police station. Hmmm... he was arrested for drunk driving.
I heard this one on the radio...
A male in St. Louise County was sentenced to 6 years/6 months in prison for burning down an auto body shop (of which he worked at). You see, he didn't intentionally burn down his place of employment, he was stealing loot out of the cars and couldn't see. So he used a lighter to provide the light which in return started a car on fire.... seriously!? That's quality help...
2 comments:
HAAAA!!!! These are so hilarious! :) Thank you for the laughs!
"Here's your sign!" would have worked so perfectly in both instances! :)
I know! I mean, you just can't make up that kind of stupid! :)
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