I've developed a bruise meter for all of you out there who have fallen or bruised
yourself some-how-or-another. It is the 3 C's of Bruising...
Color: Is the bruise colorful?
Circumference: Is the bruise big?
Creativity: How did you get the bruise?
All categories are judged from 0-5
Color: I give it a 2...
Circumference: I would say a 3... it was fairly large.
Creativity: At least a 4... Last weekend when we were shearing one of them 'got away'. I say, "Don't worry, I got it!" The sheep was trapped in the corner of a fence - should have been a easy process; however, the fence gave way. I crashed through the fence and landed head first in sheep poo. The creative part of this story is... last weekend was warm = fresh, soft poo.
Total Score: 9
I also took a digger this week while running errands. I was in front of a hearing aid repair shop and I went down! I was kind of hoping no one saw but of course that wasn't the case. The receptionist in the hearing aid store, "Oh, honey - you got to be careful out there." My question remains... what age group do you suppose are more likely to go to a hearing aid repair store? Good thing this store is next to the Home Medics shop... they can pick up a nice walker or wheelchair upon falling at the Hearing Aid Store.